We're starting off the year off with a bang with our annual UCD v Trinity Colours Debate. 🎉
2, 4, 6, 8....who do we need to isolate?
It seems fitting that Trinity be locked down forever, seeing as they were some of the first to expose us to coronavirus.🧼 I mean of course they did. Once an overachiever, always an overachiever. We must step up our game to mask the over buyers of toilet roll and all those who flaunt their zoom pro.
This is the time we must wave goodbye👋🏻 to our loved ones (from a safe distance) as they accept their Trinity places, for when they emerge, they will be unrecognisable. But instead of being a sordid affair, we shall lift our spirits by ripping the ... what's the word again...ah yes faeces, out of them. We suspect this one will go viral. 👀
So choose the right path-ogen🦠 for your Wednesday evening and join us as we stream our first house debate of 2020. The laughter will be contagious!
The motion stands as This House Would Put Trinity into Lockdown Forever!